jargon, history, absurdities, chicago, the old country, reptilian conspiracy, amateur youtube animation, disgruntled sushi chef and restaurant staff, cumshots, songs, infant-toddler pop singers, מאַמע לאָשן, goo/slime, tv on dvd forever, sex, local intrigue, jewishness, Scandinavians, hotdogs, Ленин, “punk”, pizza, phone photos, cats in unlikely situations, family, some semi-original content, and all the cliché shit.Tumblr (3.0; @maximilianofmexico)http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/maximilianofmexico/51327778666/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51327778666" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/51327778666http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/51327778666Sat, 25 May 2013 16:36:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2269819b5cefe835cd45e4031da3cf13/tumblr_mmqik6bZeJ1sqe5w6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>omg</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/51132505945http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/51132505945Thu, 23 May 2013 02:08:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec7xql7Gu1rmtcp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/51077758847http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/51077758847Wed, 22 May 2013 12:49:24 -0400out come the flies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df77868ffb170c243be3a80f2bb47e1a/tumblr_mibnixQSCK1s4say0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/51076057235http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/51076057235Wed, 22 May 2013 12:17:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4409367b034bf4f34908581a1cbde087/tumblr_mn3pm5SyLP1r79v1io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://calumet412.com/post/50908183233/1954-graphic-showing-the-effects-of-an-h-bomb-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">calumet412</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>1954 graphic showing the effects of an h-bomb on downtown Chicago.</p></blockquote>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50992041878http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50992041878Tue, 21 May 2013 11:07:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31fe4d51da1a7417b7a62765401924ea/tumblr_mn5lxnA95U1qazinfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Guys this is my whole life and I’m srta really tired of it ok but it makes for decent lunch breaks</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50991950754http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50991950754Tue, 21 May 2013 11:05:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc86c82c245ce41210ab5fb373284007/tumblr_mn5lvkKzAW1qazinfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50991890230http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50991890230Tue, 21 May 2013 11:04:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d70090ad56dac81487eb5f05f9f1d3a/tumblr_mn1w0sIXln1qazinfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50822399021http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50822399021Sun, 19 May 2013 10:53:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/081c76a921b817e8718d948de05b0ba6/tumblr_mmyobgziwY1qazinfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One of the cooks just went morel hunting</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50675865506http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50675865506Fri, 17 May 2013 17:14:04 -0400<p><span>thinking of going back to school and thinking that might require going to a community/city college or neiu-type-school again and thinking that at least doing so in a new city will be some sort of analog 2 the &#8216;going-away-to-college&#8217; experience i nvr had + inject real enthusiasm / force me to reframe it as a new adventure/conquest rather than a continuation of my &#8216;floundering around in a familiar town and getting ok-to-bad-grades forever&#8217; narrative</span></p> <p>i&#8217;m also considering the bay area (got family there) so anyone who knows anything abt the academic landscape there could be rlly helpful 2</p> <p>?</p> <p><a href="http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/ask" target="_blank">let me knwo</a></p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50604490428http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50604490428Thu, 16 May 2013 18:05:00 -0400what am i doing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93e56351f44ce236e53fe0de694046c4/tumblr_mmvjw52jdZ1qazinfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what I look like when Im riding a bike</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50557312224http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50557312224Thu, 16 May 2013 00:45:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4341c762e77d86aea72a727ca4057bc/tumblr_mmv4yc6xzh1qazinfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50533078017http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50533078017Wed, 15 May 2013 19:23:00 -0400chicagomilwaukee avebicyclebikingbikeocplease pass on the left &lt;phoneinstagram<p>I haven&#8217;t talked to n e one in forever</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50404811668http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50404811668Tue, 14 May 2013 02:09:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7smfnOGOn1rcryxgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50318762936http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50318762936Sun, 12 May 2013 23:55:19 -0400simpsonsscreenshotsbart<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00fc839d7634e8ef0f8f05475c107584/tumblr_mmny371ixu1r03kk7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rousphotos.tumblr.com/post/50215633003/the-mouth-of-a-capybara-is-surprisingly-small" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">rousphotos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The mouth of a capybara is surprisingly small. Imagine how big a dog’s mouth would be.</p></blockquote>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50216206227http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/50216206227Sat, 11 May 2013 22:19:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/498b5bb7521fd86b7d2164137714134c/tumblr_mmilg2bJrh1qazinfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#nofilter #noscrubs #nofuture #nosmoking #nohomo</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49993002747http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49993002747Thu, 09 May 2013 00:50:25 -0400nofuturenosmokingnofilternohomonoscrubs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d76abeeec86323773dc90a993a2524ed/tumblr_mmhx8aO63I1qam8b5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>learn how to destroy the fungus > ></p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49972865639http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49972865639Wed, 08 May 2013 20:24:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1aedeaa564c46a89e9a7549bc942083/tumblr_mmi543XPan1qkz7xto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plus.livemylief.com/post/49966100106" target="_blank">liefplus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pic of me passin my computer btwn my leg’s as if it were a basketball.. october 2012, chicago</p> </blockquote> <p>i took this pic it was me michael !</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49972565780http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49972565780Wed, 08 May 2013 20:20:00 -0400steve roggenbuckchangeing literture foreverpic of melivechicagopoetryiconoc<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc52a62186cfd45988d5d828c8a9de32/tumblr_mmi77wZ7Gi1qazinfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote><em>-dorothys liquor</em><br/><em>-sushi para</em><br/><em>-dollar general</em><br/><em>-chicago elite</em><br/><em>-7-11</em><br/><em>-churro factory</em><br/><em>-lucky vitos pizza</em><br/><em>-dollar general</em><br/><em>-tianguis fresh foo</em><br/><em>-cole’s</em></blockquote> <p>my first evr credit card statement</p> <p>dont b jealos of my lifestyle</p> <p>[serious lack of mcdonalds on this credit statement tho]</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49969621135http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49969621135Wed, 08 May 2013 19:43:00 -0400churro factorytianguisdollar generalall you can eat sushidorothys liquorsushi paracole'schicagoi havent had mcdonalds in like 100 years<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6ffa91874cd27605281834c357dfdf9/tumblr_mmhyvdfSF01qazinfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That might be taking it a lol 2 far</p>http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49955628353http://maximilianofmexico.tumblr.com/post/49955628353Wed, 08 May 2013 16:42:48 -0400